Almost Seasonal Quotes 

Almost Seasonal Quotes

I went looking for some Father Ted scripts, and found this:

TED: Yes well I just wanted to clear things up. I'm not a fascist, I'm a priest.

Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do whereas priests...


On the gifts of the Magi, and for that matter, on the whole debate on Slate about the historicity of Christ, we have the Life of Brian:

[blockquote][Taking the gifts from the Three Wise Men and pushing them out the door][/blockquote]

Brian's mother: Er, well, um, if you're dropping by again, do pop in. Heh. And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, er, but don't worry too much about the myrrh next time. All right? Heh. Thank you. Good-bye.

[blockquote][Three wise men leave] Brian's mother: Well, weren't they nice? Hmm. Out of their bloody minds, but still.[/blockquote]

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