(Garry) Trudeau and Clinton in Rolling Stone 

(Garry) Trudeau and Clinton in Rolling Stone

Trudeau's best line on W: "He later became rush chairman of Deke--I do believe he has the soul of a rush chairman. He has that ability to connect with people."

This expands a bit on the old description of W. as a frat boy. Bush is the leading frat boy who would be willing and able (perhaps a bit the worse for wear) to meet the police at 3 a.m. "True, there's some property damage, but you know from experience we pay for what we break. And I know the disappearance of the three young ladies is more serious, and their parents are here and all that, but here are the young ladies themselves, safe and sound!" Unfortunately, Kerry seems like a good who couldn't be bothered to show up at 3 a.m., because it was too much trouble. Clinton, of course, would be with one of the young ladies. Bush would be either misinformed about the number of them, or lying.

A weirder one:

He could also make you feel extremely uncomfortable. He was very good at all the tools for survival that people developed in prep school--sarcasm, and the giving of nicknames. He was extremely skilled at controlling people and outcomes in that way. Little bits of perfectly placed humiliation.